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Triko Peanuts with Green Onion & Garlic 100g
Triko Peanuts with Green Onion & Garlic 100g
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🔥 Nuclear-Level Crunch. Dangerously Addictive. 🔥
Brace yourself for these face-melting spicy peas - a brutal combination of crispy green peas and Triko's signature ultra-spicy seasoning that'll have you reaching for milk... and then reaching for more!
Flame Scale: 9.5/10
(Seriously - we warned you!)
Why Spice Junkies Love This:
☢️ Weapons-Grade Heat - Ferocious blend of Thai chilies + Szechuan peppercorns
🌱 Crunch That Lasts - Extra-thick pea coating holds insane spice levels
💦 Sweat-Inducing - The "Triko Tingle" builds for 30+ seconds
🔄 Resealable Doom Bag - Because you'll need breaks between handfuls
Emergency Preparedness Kit:
✔️ Cold yogurt standing by
✔️ Box of tissues (for nose runs)
✔️ Signed waiver (kidding... maybe)
How To (Carefully) Enjoy:
🍻 Beer Challenge - 1 pea = 1 sip punishment
🎲 Truth or Dare - Better than hot sauce roulette
🍚 Rice Mix-In - Dilute the pain (slightly)
Ingredients:
Green peas, chili (38%), garlic, lemongrass, salt, msg (the good kind), lime powder
Allergen Bomb:
Contains peas. Shares equipment with shellfish, nuts.
Survivors Report:
"Like eating angry wasps" - @SpiceFreak
"10/10 would suffer again" - @MasochistEats
220g of Punishment - The Snack That Bites Back!
⚠️ WARNING:
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Not for children or sane adults
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Wash hands before bathroom breaks
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Contents significantly hotter than packaging suggests
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